dustbunny

well SOMEONE doesn't need their own foundation dedicated to the purpose of artificial bosom enlarging

Maybe the smooth, shiny applicator, or the sexy box in which the tampons come. OR THE SEXY STRING.

what's so special about pearl tampons

Too damn sexy for ATP.

too sexy for cytoplasm

Too sexy for mitochondria.

too sexy for oxygen

Too sexy for Cali. Dayum.

too sexy for your car

CONTRACT: DONE DEAL. AND SIGNED.

100 BUCKS HAS BEEN DONATED, AS WELL. I THINK I POSTED IT IN A THREAD. I NEED TO SEE YOU AROUND MORE, IT GUARANTEES BIGGER BOOBS BY THE POST.

I, [name here] AGREE THAT DURING THE SUMMER OF 2008, WHEN BETTY FANG HAS LARGE PERIODS OF FREE TIME, I WILL AIM MY PHILANTHROPIC CONTRIBUTIONS TOWARDS BETTY FANG'S BNBF FOUNDATION IN EXCHANGE FOR HER INSTRUCTION OF THE BASICS OF THE CHINESE LANGUAGE.

DAMNIT, SO YOU HAVE THE UPPERHAND. I BE REPRESENTING PIEDMONT, MUFUCCA. YOU?!

I AGREE TO YOUR MAMMARYLICIOUS ASIAN AGREEMENT. WHERE'S MAH CONTRACT!

SF? :D
Posted by doiink on Dec 6, 07 6:04 am

WHAT NOW, BITCH! WHAT NOW!

BUT SINCE YOU ARE WILLING TO DIRECT YOUR ELEEMOSYNARY RELIEF TOWARDS MY CAUSE, I AM ACQUIESCENT TOWARDS THIS ARRANGEMENT.

QUESTION ABOUT MY HABITAT? I KNOW OF NO SUCH THING.

I WILL BE AN AVID DONATOR TO YOUR "BETTY NEEDS BOOBIES FAST (BNBF)" FOUNDATION IF YOU TEACH ME. DEAL?

OH I SEE HOW IT IS; IGNORE MY QUESTIONS OF YOUR HABITAT, BUT GO ALL CAPS LOCKY WHEN YOU WANT ME INTO TEACHING YOU AN ASIAN LANGUAGE HUH!

TEACH ME AN ASIAN LANGUAGE.

SF? :D

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